What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

No way

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

NASA spots Martian volcano twice the height of Mount Everest bursting through the morning clouds: Space photo of the week - Live Science

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

All about the ‘2 per 20’ rule believed to stabilise blood sugar without exercise - The Indian Express

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Health officials warn of measles case from traveler at Dulles Airport - The Washington Post

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Reality TV star’s son dead at 16: ‘Life is so cruel and unfair’ - AL.com

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Incredible auroras delight stargazers in New Zealand photo of the day for June 2, 2025 - Space

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

How big is the French Army?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to